HELLA STUPES

WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP WORLD!  

First of all, thanx to everyone who came out to our Cinco de Mayo party earlier this month!  There was a fucking line down 19th st. to get into Beauty Bar… wtf?!  We’ve never seen anything like that!  The place was packed and bumping and wonderfully drenched in tequila. Yes, some rando chick with a chip on her shoulder threw a drink at us (we’ve never seen this girl before in our life!), but that kinda made it all the more awesome.  Thanx Richie Panic for having us!  Lets do it again soon!!

So, we are fresh off our trip to NYC and still reeling from how loco it was.  It started out when Tiny Bones flew in at midnight on Friday to meet Emily Betty, who’d already been there for a few days flying solo.  Not to hyperbolize or anything, but the reunion (and the rest of the trip for that matter) kinda went a little like this:

Our SF homegirl Cait Garvey was in town too, so the three of us teamed up and set out on a crash course in NYC nightlife: a rooftop house party at Ludlow & Rivington, the Girls & Boys party @ Webster Hall, a rock n roll party at Black & White where we were surprised to find one of our friends DJing, an underground (literally) dance party at Submercer.  We ended up at 4am barely getting into Lit to meet up with our friends, before crashing the Redbull Loft (wtf was that place?) for the afterparty that we apparently left too early (despite the sun having already come up).  Woah.  Good first night.

Saturday night we found ourselves having a way-too-late-dinner at Fatty Cue in Brooklyn before going to one of our favorite NYC parties, FIXED!  We left Fixed just in time to make a pitstop at our new favorite east-coast tiki bar, Painkiller (west coast fave: Smugglers Cove, obvs), before rushing over Panda to meet up with our friend Prince Terrence and his crew of graffiti artist friends.  Here we met Mike aka - Mint, graffiti artist extraordinaire and 1/2 of the graffiti duo MERF (check out their website/logo here: www.mintandserf.com, the SVU reference is kind of blowing our minds).  Mike herded the four of us (as we were now joined by our friend Shannon, former SF resident and current Jean-Georges pastry chef) into a cab to whisk us away to an afterparty in the west village.  Along the way he told us about his stint in jail in SF, and offered his sociological explanation as to why San Francisco and New York are the best cities ever.  Needless to say, we instantly fell in love with him.   

We’ll finish the rest of our NYC re-cap later, but in the meantime… ladies & gentlemen, we give you… MINT!!!!

XOXO

TB & EB

One of our super best friends RICHIE PANIC does a killer party every Wednesday night at the Beauty Bar here in SF called BONER PARTY.  A few months ago we teamed up with him to guest host our “Falling Off the Wagon” event (we went sober for 2 weeks on a cleanse), and shit was crazy awesome!  We’re talking property damaged, relationships ruined, people getting pregnant type awesome.  So when Panic asked us if we’d host the Cinco de Mayo edition of Boner Party, how could we say no??!?  We love tequila and pinatas as much as (if not more than) the next person, so we gladly accepted his mission!

We warn you that this party is going to be WILD.  In addition to the usual tequila drenched Cinco de Mayo fiesta, we’re also serving jello shots (sick!), supplying churros, filling the place with mad pinatas, having a bunch of Mexican trannies up there, and of course dancing our culos off to the best Boner jams!  

Peep the flyer below, and be sure to RSVP for the event on Facebook & read the awesome write up Panic penned for it!  Um, did we also mention that this party is FREE???  What the fuck, how much more convincing do you need?  (Answer: zero)

Behold!

Click here for the full info, and to RSVP!

Also:  There have been rumors circulating that we’re bringing back the legendary tequila-filled water guns that have been in hibernation since the DJ Funk incident of 2006… while we can neither confirm or deny this statement, all we have to say is: PREPARE TO GET SOAKED. 

BE THERE OR BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF.

HELLA STUPES!!  Hella Stupes is the combined forces of Tiny Bones & Emily Betty.  We are BFFs, partners-in-crime, and party enthusiasts, and Hella Stupes is our new home in the internet.  Here we’ll broadcast our sometimes genius, sometimes ridiculous ramblings and realizations, as well as update our friends as to our whereabouts and adventures… the possibilities are endless!  Whatever it is, it’s guaranteed to be hella stupes.

What can we say?  We are just 2 wild and crazy guys!

Love, 

EB & Bones